Why? If a fly didn't have wings, would it be called a walk? How much wood can a woodchuck chuck? Can an ambidextrous person make an off hand remark? Do you feed a boogie fever? If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? Why don't they invent a cordless extension cord? Why is it when driving and looking for an address, we turn down the radio? Why do people remember where they were when someone famous was killed? (Do they have to prove an alibi?) Does condensed milk comes from smaller cows? If a turtle loses its shell, is it considered naked or homeless? Why did the chicken really cross the road? Why does an alarm clock go off, by going on? If a vampire cannot see its reflection, how is their hair always so neat? Why is cheese so secret that we must shred it? When a cow laughs does milk come out its nose? What do they use to ship Styrofoam? Why do we wait until a pig is dead to cure it? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Can you tell how old a pirate is by cutting off his peg leg and counting the rings? Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch tapeworms? Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job? What is another word for thesaurus? Why do we put suits in a Garment Bag and put garments in a suitcase? If a person thinks marathons are superior to sprints, is that racism? If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap? Can fat people go Skinny Dipping? How do you let someone know you painted a wet paint sign? Is it possible to have a civil war? Why do they call it a TV Set, when there is only one? What happens if you get scared 1/2 to death twice? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? If you choked a Smurf, what colour would it turn? Should crematoriums give a discount to burn victims? If "Con" is the Opposite of "Pro," is Congress opposed to progress? Is animal shampoo tested on humans? Why don't they call moustaches Mouthbrows? Could it be that Boulders are statues of big rocks? Can they put more clowns than people in a Taxi? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2 ? Do fish get thirsty? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, would that be considered a hostage situation? Why is abbreviation such a long word? How would you throw away a garbage can? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Do bleach blondes pretend to have more fun? Why do they but Braille numbers on drive-up ATM's ? Why is it when you transport something by car its called a shipment, But when you transport something by ship its called cargo? Why isn't the word phonetic spelt like it sounds? Why is it a pair of pants, but only one shirt? Why does Sour Cream have an expiration date? Also why do croutons have an expiration date? - Wouldn't they just get better? If Teflon is supposed to be non-stick, how do they get it to stay attached to the pan? If "convenience" stores are open 24/7/365, why do they have locks on the doors? Would a blind tourist use a sightseeing eye dog? Why does Santa work only one night a year? Why is the word dyslexia so hard to read? Do elves really wear those shoes with the curling tips? Is there another word for synonym? If you wear a sheet for Halloween are you a ghost or a mattress? Do police sketch artists start out by drawing chalk outlines? Why don't they just make food stamps edible? Would they invent fireproof matches? Should a mute be yelled at for talking with their hands full? Would they invent a solar powered flashlight? Do you think it is illegal to yell "Theatre" in a crowded fire? After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting OUT of the water? When it rains, do cotton fields shrink? Do chickens think rubber humans are funny? Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? Do cannibals get hungry one hour after eating a Chinaman?